WordKnot

A lot of funny shit has happened to me in my lifetime and I though that it might be fun to share some of it with you.  I’ll start with something that I thought was absolutely hilarious.  So, here we go.

A while back my friends and I got into the habit of leaving wierd shit on other friends windshields, underneath the wiper blades.  Chief and I had left a belgian waffle, a cup of “au jus” (the sauce that you dip your “beef dip” in at Quizno’s), and a seedless cucumber under the windshield wiper of Todd (all at different times of course).  So one day I’m driving around with Chief in the car and we decide that we have a dire need to leave something under the windshield wiper of Zim.  He was currently at work at a pharmacy nearby.  When Chief asked me what we should leave I had a sudden flashback to my childhood. (continue reading…)